{"product_id":"gideon-the-desk-top-goose","title":"Gideon The Desk Top Goose","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"60\"\u003e🪿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eMeet Gideon the Desk Goose \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eof Pure Mischief!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🪿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eStanding a proud \u003cstrong data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"96\"\u003e8 inches tall\u003c\/strong\u003e, Gideon is the perfect desk companion for anyone who appreciates a little chaos with their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eThis adorable 3D-printed goose may look innocent, but don't be fooled. He's always watching, silently judging your life choices, and plotting imaginary snack theft. Whether perched on your desk, bookshelf, or craft table, Gideon brings a delightful mix of charm, sass, and workplace shenanigans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"509\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eApproximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e8\" tall\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"578\"\u003eDurable, lightweight 3D-printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"634\"\u003ePerfect for desks, shelves, offices, and craft spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eMakes a hilarious gift for goose lovers and troublemakers alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"939\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gideon has absolutely no respect for personal boundaries. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, increased productivity procrastination, and the feeling that you're being supervised by a very judgmental waterfowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003eLovingly 3D printed by Blissful Bath, Gideon is ready to honk his way into your heart and your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1099\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003eTiny goose. Big attitude. Endless mischief.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🪿✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blissful Bath Obsession ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51887282848040,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/5409\/4177\/files\/IMG-9007.jpg?v=1780249286","url":"https:\/\/blissfulbathobsession.com\/products\/gideon-the-desk-top-goose","provider":"Blissful Bath Obsession ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}